League Power Leader
Despicable Maye
Power Score: 98.0 / 100
Top VORP Asset
James Cook
+169.2 VORP (Double Dookie Dawgs)
Rostered Players
171
108 Starters • 63 Bench Assets
Analyst Sources
5 Sites
Sleeper, ESPN, CBS, FFToday, FantasyPros
Playoff Favorite
68.2%
Despicable Maye
Proj: 7.6 - 6.4 (119.7 PF/wk)
1st-Round Bye Leader
27.6%
Despicable Maye
Top 2 Seed Odds • dbzmaniac
Championship Favorite
14.8%
DisabledArmyVet
Title Probability • DisabledArmyVet
Booty Bowl Danger (12th)
18.8%
the mojo dojo casa house
12th Place Danger • jbabysports

Simulated Standings & Playoff Probability Board Pre-Simulated (1,000 Runs)

Head-to-head matchup win probabilities precomputed via Pythagorean Expectation (Exponent: 2.83) using weekly starter optimization & NFL bye replacements.
Pre-Simulated Offline
Proj Seed Team & Manager Actual Record Sim Record Projected PF Playoff % 1st-Round Bye % Champion % Booty % (12th) Avg Seed Matchups
#1
1st Rd Bye (Top 2)
Despicable Maye
dbzmaniac
 0-0
7.6 - 6.4
7.6W - 6.4L
119.7 pts/wk
1,676 total
68.2%
27.6% 12.5% 3.4% Avg: 5.0
#2
1st Rd Bye (Top 2)
DisabledArmyVet
DisabledArmyVet
 0-0
7.4 - 6.6
7.4W - 6.6L
119.1 pts/wk
1,668 total
65.6%
26.7% 14.8% 4.0% Avg: 5.3
#3
Playoff Qualifier
Giant Commanders
PP500
 0-0
7.4 - 6.6
7.4W - 6.6L
118.1 pts/wk
1,654 total
63.5%
22.7% 11.0% 3.7% Avg: 5.4
#4
Playoff Qualifier
NY Jet2 holiday
juliasmall
 0-0
7.3 - 6.7
7.3W - 6.7L
116.9 pts/wk
1,637 total
62.3%
23.1% 13.1% 5.7% Avg: 5.6
#5
Playoff Qualifier
waluigi’s rose ceremony
ericacosta9
 0-0
7.1 - 6.9
7.1W - 6.9L
114.3 pts/wk
1,600 total
53.4%
18.2% 9.1% 7.0% Avg: 6.2
#6
Playoff Qualifier
Big Beautiful Bill
ChristineMorgan36
 0-0
7.0 - 7.0
7.0W - 7.0L
114.6 pts/wk
1,604 total
50.3%
17.3% 8.1% 7.2% Avg: 6.5
#7
Booty Bowl (R1)
Double Dookie Dawgs
Deepak421
 0-0
7.0 - 7.0
7.0W - 7.0L
111.9 pts/wk
1,567 total
45.7%
13.8% 6.9% 11.5% Avg: 6.8
#8
Booty Bowl (R1)
Ostrich Survival Guide
bigbean17
 0-0
6.9 - 7.1
6.9W - 7.1L
112.5 pts/wk
1,576 total
44.9%
11.5% 7.0% 7.9% Avg: 6.9
#9
Booty Bowl (R1)
Kyle's Stache: 1st Pick 🤤
crlarkin
 0-0
6.8 - 7.2
6.8W - 7.2L
111.9 pts/wk
1,567 total
43.2%
12.8% 5.7% 9.0% Avg: 7.0
#10
Booty Bowl (R1)
Williamsburg Winners
nattybk
 0-0
6.9 - 7.1
6.9W - 7.1L
110.4 pts/wk
1,545 total
43.1%
12.1% 5.6% 9.6% Avg: 7.0
#11
Booty Bowl (R2 Bye)
Madden '03 Money Glitch
jbrown26v
 0-0
6.5 - 7.5
6.5W - 7.5L
109.6 pts/wk
1,535 total
33.5%
7.6% 4.0% 12.2% Avg: 7.8
#12
Booty Bowl (R2 Bye)
the mojo dojo casa house
jbabysports
 0-0
6.3 - 7.7
6.3W - 7.7L
104.3 pts/wk
1,461 total
26.3%
6.6% 2.2% 18.8% Avg: 8.4
Playoffs Championship Tournament (Seeds 1–6)
Weeks 15–17
• First-Round Byes (Week 15): Seeds #1 and #2 earn automatic passage into the Week 16 Semifinals.
• Quarterfinals (Week 15): Seed #3 faces Seed #6; Seed #4 faces Seed #5 in single-elimination battles.
• Semifinals (Week 16): Seed #1 battles the lower remaining seed; Seed #2 battles the other quarterfinal victor.
• Championship Finale (Week 17): The two surviving semifinal powerhouses duel for the PBPLA League Crown.
Booty Bowl The Booty Bowl (Seeds 7–12, Loser Advances!)
Weeks 15–17
• Toilet Byes (Week 15): The bottom two seeds (#11 & #12) receive byes in Round 1 and wait in the danger zone for Round 2.
• Round 1 (Week 15): Seed #7 vs Seed #10, Seed #8 vs Seed #9. Winners are safe, while losers advance to Round 2.
• Semifinals (Week 16): Round 1 losers face Seeds #11 and #12. Winners escape to safety; losers advance to the Booty Finale.
• The Booty Bowl Finale (Week 17): The final two losers square off. The LOSER takes 12th place and is crowned the official Booty Bowl Loser.

Weekly Power Rankings & Editorial Commentary

Week 1 Active
Evaluated using 55% Starter VORP/wk, 25% Starter Pts/wk, and 20% Bench Depth across 17 weeks.

Power Rankings Detailed Matrix

Composite score weighs 55% Starter VORP, 25% Starter Pts, 20% Bench Depth (Weekly Rates)
Rank Team Tier Power Rating Positional Power Starter Pts/Wk Starter VORP/Wk Bench Depth/Wk
Shop to Sell Shop to Buy Auto-Balance Pick Swaps
1-for-1 Pick Swaps Snake Order Inverted Anchored to Player VORP

2027 Draft Pick Capital & Valuation Model Dynamic VORP Engine (361 Players)

Draft pick values are 100% dynamic, mapped 1-to-1 to the consensus season VORP curve across all 361 players sorted descending (Pick #1 = Jahmyr Gibbs +195.8 VORP down through Pick #180). Team round capital reflects the Monte Carlo probability-weighted expected value across 12 reverse-standings draft slots with snake draft inversion.

1. VORP-Anchored Curve
Picks reflect player value: Round 1 spans 195.8 → 96.5 pts; Round 2 spans 88.6 → 65.4 pts; Round 3 spans 65.1 → 52.8 pts.
2. Reverse Standings Odds
Draft slot probability equals finishing seed probability: 12th place finish = Slot 1 (highest odds for #1 overall pick).
3. Snake Order Inversion
Even rounds (2, 4, 6, 8) invert order: Slot 12 picks first in Round 2 (Pick 2.01 = 88.6 pts vs Slot 1 Pick 2.12 = 65.4 pts).
4. Equal Pick Swaps
Trades package 1-for-1 pick swaps (e.g. R4 ⇔ R5), ensuring neither team loses picks while closing the value gap down to near 0.
Team Exp Draft Slot Sim Finish (Avg Seed) R1 Value R2 Value R3 Value R4 Value R5 Value R6 Value Total Capital (R1–6) Top Slot Odds (Reverse Standings)
Showing 171 Players
Player Pos NFL Fantasy Team Role Sleeper ESPN CBS FFToday Consensus Pts Season VORP Wk 1 VORP FantasyPros ECR

Positional VORP Share by Team

Total VORP generated per position across each starting roster
Team QB VORP RB VORP WR VORP TE VORP FLEX VORP K VORP DEF VORP Total Starter VORP

Highest Analyst Disagreements (Volatility Index)

Players with the largest spread between maximum and minimum projection source
Player Pos Team Consensus Sleeper ESPN CBS FFToday Spread (Max - Min) Analyst Divergence Analysis